Today’s blog is R rated if you are easily offended it may be time to stop read any further.
I was captivated by the headline on the paper about some easy ways to make some fast cash; we are in a recession if there is some guarantee ways to make some pocket change, I love to know.
The first suggestion was that you can selling your hair for a fair amount of money, granted if you have enough to spare and chest hair does not counts. It is simple. Just take your own pictures, post it on the buyer’s web site, if they are interested. You will be contacted, such easy work.
It gets better. If you really can’t think of anything else to occupied your time then scanning the daytime tube, they suggested that you could volunteer for jury duty, what a novel idea, I am surprised. The reward is no small change, enough to treat your friends to nickel burger and beers. If you are going to sit at home, you may as well sit at the county court house. You get nothing accomplish either way, except you get pay there. Think about it.
The other suggestions were distribution party flyers outside of nightclubs. Not a bad way to meet some hot girls, acting cool and make some pocket change. However you should have good health insurance, you never know when a fight might broke out unexpectedly. Pay is nothing to speak of on this job, but it is not always about compensation isn’t it?
If staying up all night is not your cup of tea, the next suggestion was that you became a lab rat, or Guinea Pig as I use to call in the old country. Don’t worry, the drugs involved, will not kill you, you will be monitored at all time supposedly. Even if you got all drug up, what do you have to loose anyway if you have nothing else better to do. Want to try this. The reward is rather substantial on this suggestion.
The best suggestion I found most interesting is the idea of selling your sperms. Sorry ladies. This is a male only domain. If you pass the basic test that you have “no hints” of genetic diseases, and you are a passable human being. (What ever that means. They don’t even care if you are an ivory league grads or a serial murder). I suppose they are more interested in you physical appearance. Then you are in for a lucrative career. You can get pay to donate your sperms up to three times a week. You make a lot more than minimum wages, for a fraction of the time spend.
Now that is a win-win idea. Let’s face it. If you are going to waste your sperms on your own, why not be a good sport and getting pay at the same time. The down side is you never know who is going to knock on your door 15 or 20 years from now, and claim your estate. What do you think? Still worth it?
You may be totally disgusted with me by now, however I found that the suggestions on the paper rather humors’, wanted to share with any one whom may be interested. I assume no responsibly on what you about to do, or not to do.
However I do hope that you will comments and read other more meaningful blogs. Smile.
Chance Encounter NYC
It is no secret that everyone wants to learn ways to make money online, feed the family, buy nice things, and on and on. Today, there are umpteen easy ways to make money effortlessly. You can find plenty of articles that promise easy ways to make money on the World-Wide-Web in this day and age. But there is no easy way to make money online or offline. You will have to work hard if you want to make money.
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